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Jokes
What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A brunette with bad breath.



Pre-Paid Plan

A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings!
She runs out of the room, with his still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her. He's searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her.

By this time, the firemen are there. He sees one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with in her hand?"

The fireman says, "No!"

The guy then says, "Well if you see her, screw her. It's paid for."



Why do blondes wear woolen panties?
To keep their ankles warm.



Blonde definition of socialism?
Partying!

An Idea

Sugar Coated Mountains
Sugar Coated Mountains
So Sweet
They Take Away Everything
Troubles, Problems, Life

Sugar Coated Mountains
Fast And Furious
Slow And Calm
What You Want Them To Be

Sugar Coated Mountains
I Remember Them Well
They Cleared My Head
Showed Me What I Needed

Sugar Coated Mountains
I Love You For What You Give Me
To Live With Would Be Such Bliss
But There Is Someone Here I Would Miss

Dan Carter Febuary 2003

Dan Carter, You Friendly Random Bloke

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GT Agressor 2.0
Foot To The Metal
Hand Grips The Gear
With Your Own Style
Away You Go

Rushing, Whizzing, Zooming
Up And Down
Round Tight Corners
Yet Always Upright

No Buzz Beats This
No Drug, No Drink
You Live A Dream
You Ride Your Life

As You Finish
You Feel Greatness
Your Heart Beats
As You Succeed

Dan Carter (For His Bike)
18/04/03